🚪 Homomorphic Closet Experience
Establish homomorphisms between different abelian manifolds and the cover art for limited edition Bionicles footwear in our state-of-the-art closets.
🥒 Adults-Only Pickle Bar
Indulge in our curated selection of artisanal pickles, paired with locally-sourced brine cocktails. Must be 21+ to enter.
🎭 Quantum Improv Theatre
Experience comedy that exists in multiple states simultaneously. Schrodinger's Cat is our house performer!
🧘♀️ Anti-Gravity Meditation Pods
Achieve enlightenment while floating in our proprietary dark matter chambers. Warning: May cause temporary loss of corporeal form.